Best Burgers - Power Rankings

Best Burgers - Power Rankings

Best Burgers - Power RankingsBest Burgers - Power RankingsBest Burgers - Power Rankings

welcome to the no salad section

i'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a burger

Come along with me as I eat my way across Chicago - one burger at a time. You CAN sit with us. Especially if you bring Vodka. 

it all started with a spreadsheet

that spawned a second spreadsheet


Consider me your spiritual guide on this journey....

The burger options in Chicago are seemingly endless (and increasing by the day). It can be confusing, overwhelming even. No one should have to eat a bad burger, when so many glorious ones exist.  I'm here to help. You might call me a Samburger Helper (please, someone, call me that).


The good, the bad, and the ugly

the criteria

the criteria

the criteria


I am judging based on the whole burger EXPERIENCE -- not just the taste of the burger itself. 

The blog

the criteria

the criteria


This is where I get into the nitty gritty about what I loved and what I didn't love at places I visit. Take a look for the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me god (and then some). 

say hi!

got a recommendation for me? i'll make sure to shout you out when i visit your spot.

Chicago Burger Bible